camwilsonno one will remember:
- how much money you made
- how many hours you worked
- how "busy you were"
they will remember:
- nothing
- the internet has destroyed my short term memory
- why did i unlock my phone again? i wanted to do something
Jay@camwilson “Okay, that’s enough phonetime for me, I have things to do this afternoon.”
“…what did I need to do?”
“Oh right, I was going to look up this email and-OH GOD IT’S NIGHT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.”
“…what did I need to do?”
“Oh right, I was going to look up this email and-OH GOD IT’S NIGHT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.”
Rachel Rawlings@camwilson I am in this post and I'm offended but can't remember why.
econads@LinuxAndYarn @camwilson yeah I feel vaguely attacked
*I wanted to do something 10 minutes ago, which time I've been reacting to notifications :-(
*I wanted to do something 10 minutes ago, which time I've been reacting to notifications :-(
scott f
Konnor Rogers@camwilson They'll also remember you misspelled "referer"
LRG 
@camwilson did u accomplish the impossible task of remembering y u walked into the room? If so, how did u do it?
MegatronicThronBanks
gavin@camwilson big pharma cannot
- offer a cure for short term memory loss due to capiltalist digital environment usage side effects, that would require a political solution!
But they can
- sell you ritalin since its obviously down to your weakness
Juho MäntysaloI just want to save enough money for big enough gravestone for a truly epic shitpost that will last for centuries.
hush404@camwilson hahahahha
Ángela Stella MatutinaI can't hear you over the noise of one thousand open tabs.
woof on waves 
@camwilson I'm in this and I don't like it
n0th1ng@camwilson I am quite memorable.
sezduck
Stéphanie@camwilson you probably unlocked your phone to browse fedi (or not, but you'll browse fedi anyway)
Benjamin Atkin@camwilson after the first three bullets I thought *this feels too much like LinkedIn*
Then I read the rest and was relieved that it wasn't that sort of post 😄
Tim@camwilson tecreations.ca fixed that for me.
theredpillhacker@camwilson Taking away my phone will be the next phase of ‘take away grandpa’s car keys’