Me: *tries to have a meltdown efficiently because I've got an appointment to get to in an hour*

☝️Good news! I hurled my frazzled meatsack upon the kindness of strangers, and was met with patience and kindness. Appt went well.

Special shout out to Uber drivers with the perception and gentleness to not fucking talk to you when yer mentally exhausted. Love that!

☝️also, dark humour: I tried to fix my hair before I went out, gave up and proclaimed:

Meh, if I fixed it I would be misrepresenting myself as anything other than a madwoman.

The world may as well be forewarned today (which seems to have worked)
#betterLivingThroughBadHair
#manageExpectations