Tired of using your own tongue to test 9V batteries???
πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ”‹πŸ”‹πŸ”‹ ouch!

Honored and humbled to announce my latest product:

@gvy_dvpont I showed this to my spouse who said, β€œThat might be the most genius, well-executed creation I will see this year 😍.”
@gvy_dvpont The "Deluxe" model is rated to withstand 10KV for 1 hour.
@FenTiger @gvy_dvpont
I can't wait for the BigClive video on that one!
@gvy_dvpont Two of my brothers did that, didn't understand why. One went to Columbia later. Not sure what that means.
@gvy_dvpont "tired"? I find it quite energizing, personally.
@gvy_dvpont watched the video before reading the post, then commenced dying of laughter.
@gvy_dvpont That is both awesome and horrifying at the same time
@gvy_dvpont seems like it might have additional use cases ...
@triptych nope just the one!!! πŸ˜‚
@gvy_dvpont You'd probably find more market success if the battery went in the other end. You'd have to ... ehrm ... moisture proof it though.
@gvy_dvpont Historically, I’ve always used a paperclip whenever my voltmeter was out of reach (or I was too lazy to get up and find it). That little spark at the end was all I needed to know that the battery still had charge.
@gvy_dvpont :: internal shrieking rises ::
@gvy_dvpont Chef’s kiss
Worst Michelin Meals: Mouth-Shaped Plates and Tongue-Shaped Entrees

The one-star restaurant Bros’ in Lecce, Italy served citrus foam in a dish shaped like a chef’s mouth that diners had to lick to eat.

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@gvy_dvpont does it come with interchangeable tongues?
@gvy_dvpont now I've seen creepy but ...this. is. creeeeeepy! 😱
@gvy_dvpont 🀣🀣🀣
@gvy_dvpont Weirdest vibrator I’ve seen so far this week.
@NF6X only Wednesday!
@gvy_dvpont I still have hope for the future.

@gvy_dvpont so just FYI some people scroll up instead of down, and like me saw a vibrating motor attached an upwards tilted silicone mouth with an outstretched tounge before seeing any text.

So yea.

@gvy_dvpont Ok, that is… *genuinely* clever and funny…!! Bravo!
@gvy_dvpont I’m sorry, sir. I saw this in a sexy toy store in 1998. I wish I was joking.
@gvy_dvpont I still prefer a Multimeter :-)
@gvy_dvpont flashlight manufacturers furiously taking notes after seeing this post
@gvy_dvpont Genius, abomination, or both? I can't decide.
@gvy_dvpont Why would I get tired of using my tongue??
@gvy_dvpont That's, uh, kinda disturbing πŸ˜‚
@gvy_dvpont
I started out in trade school.
One of the students (last name Smith) suggested testing 9V batteries this way.
This then became "The Smith Test"

@gvy_dvpont

This is brilliant 😝

@gvy_dvpont yes, this is the only thing I'd do with a mouth-shaped thing made of a highly elastic material. πŸ‘€
@gvy_dvpont Shut up and take my money! πŸ€‘
@gvy_dvpont why would you lick a 9v battery 
@otter it's honestly a pretty good way to see if it's got juice left
@gvy_dvpont why don't you just use like a multimeter or something idk
@otter because then I have to go find my multimeter! I hate to tell ya but this is not uncommon
@gvy_dvpont @georgebaily β€œ9v batteries” huh? Sure sure sure.
@gvy_dvpont I think court battery tester would have been my medieval dream job, but for the lack of batteries
@gvy_dvpont If it wasn't the needles in the tong I could find other uses for that.