@gvy_dvpont I showed this to my spouse who said, “That might be the most genius, well-executed creation I will see this year 😍.”

@gvy_dvpont The "Deluxe" model is rated to withstand 10KV for 1 hour.

@gvy_dvpont GENIUS!

@gvy_dvpont Two of my brothers did that, didn't understand why. One went to Columbia later. Not sure what that means.

@gvy_dvpont "tired"? I find it quite energizing, personally.

@gvy_dvpont watched the video before reading the post, then commenced dying of laughter.

@gvy_dvpont That is both awesome and horrifying at the same time

@gvy_dvpont seems like it might have additional use cases ...

@gvy_dvpont You'd probably find more market success if the battery went in the other end. You'd have to ... ehrm ... moisture proof it though.

@gvy_dvpont Historically, I’ve always used a paperclip whenever my voltmeter was out of reach (or I was too lazy to get up and find it). That little spark at the end was all I needed to know that the battery still had charge.

@gvy_dvpont #TotallyNotASexToy

@gvy_dvpont Grazie! Lo detesto!

@gvy_dvpont :: internal shrieking rises ::

@gvy_dvpont Chef’s kiss

@gvy_dvpont does it come with interchangeable tongues?

@gvy_dvpont now I've seen creepy but ...this. is. creeeeeepy! 😱

@gvy_dvpont 🤣🤣🤣

@gvy_dvpont cc @_nadine

@gvy_dvpont sir, this is a Wendy's

@gvy_dvpont Weirdest vibrator I’ve seen so far this week.

@gvy_dvpont That's beautiful

@gvy_dvpont what

@gvy_dvpont 😂 Clever!

@gvy_dvpont Ok, that is… *genuinely* clever and funny…!! Bravo!

@gvy_dvpont I’m sorry, sir. I saw this in a sexy toy store in 1998. I wish I was joking.

@gvy_dvpont I still prefer a Multimeter :-)

@gvy_dvpont flashlight manufacturers furiously taking notes after seeing this post

@gvy_dvpont Genius, abomination, or both? I can't decide.

@gvy_dvpont That's, uh, kinda disturbing 😂

@gvy_dvpont but that removes the taste of the battery ;-;

@gvy_dvpont
I started out in trade school.
One of the students (last name Smith) suggested testing 9V batteries this way.
This then became "The Smith Test"

@gvy_dvpont yes, this is the only thing I'd do with a mouth-shaped thing made of a highly elastic material. 👀

@gvy_dvpont hey uh @qdot ...... 😆

@gvy_dvpont Shut up and take my money! 🤑

@gvy_dvpont why would you lick a 9v battery 

@gvy_dvpont @georgebaily “9v batteries” huh? Sure sure sure.

@gvy_dvpont I think court battery tester would have been my medieval dream job, but for the lack of batteries

@gvy_dvpont @hugo Horrifying, congrats!

@gvy_dvpont #cursed

@gvy_dvpont If it wasn't the needles in the tong I could find other uses for that.

@gvy_dvpont how long before @qdot wires it up to WiFi

@gvy_dvpont @gsuberland 😂😂