Diligence Jones

As I scroll today's Feeld offerings, I think all the dudes making lists of their many nature adventures need to go IMMEDIATELY to Oakland Animal Services and adopt a dog.

Because clearly that's their ideal companion: loves long hikes, always listens to their stories, ready to drop whatever they're doing to hang, consistent, eats treats from their hand, unquestionably loyal and submissive to the ✌🏾Alpha✌🏾.

OAS would be emptied overnight.

#DatingInTheBay

Aug 6, 2024 at 1:01amWeb
Show threadDiligence JonesAug 6, 2024

I also think beards are doing ALOT of heavy lifting.

These beards: 🧔🏽
Not these beards: 🚪

#DatingInTheBay

Show threadDiligence JonesAug 6, 2024

In all seriousness, though, if I'd had a dog before I established my Heauxtation (hō-tAY-shŭn), said Heauxtation would probably have been moot.

I think dudes need dogs. Just do that. We'll choose the Bear and y'all can hike with doggo buddos.

Everyone's happy!

Show threadTroy HAug 6, 2024
@DeliaChristina I appreciate the pronunciation notes. It's pronounced how I thought, btw. :D
Show threadTrickTimAug 6, 2024
@DeliaChristina
You are a good and patient hooman.
Show threadDiligence JonesAug 6, 2024

@TrickTim

Well...maybe.

Show threadHumToTableAug 6, 2024
@DeliaChristina Is posing with their motorcycles still a thing?
Show threadDiligence JonesAug 6, 2024

@HumToTable

They've added: planes, boats, and kayaks. In come cases, camels.

Show threadHumToTableAug 6, 2024
@DeliaChristina 🙄