Son: “You didn’t have YouTube or Minecraft when you were a kid? What did you do?”
*flashback to peeling dried glue off my hand*
Me: “Stuff.”
*flashback to peeling dried glue off my hand*
Me: “Stuff.”
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*flashback to sticking a needle through the skin of my finger in such a way it doesn't hurt or draw blood but it looks like the needle is floating*
Me: "Magic."

Me: Clotheslined siblings with the kitchen phone cor........right. never mind you wouldn't understand.
Aww HELL. If only I had a huge jug of PVA to do this with…
… wait, I’m an ‘adult’ (allegedly) I can PURCHASE a huge jug of PVA and…and… oh my god!!!