r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖

Oh, that's handy

I'm quite fond of "Thou gleeking knotty-pated mumble-news"

https://www.writerswrite.co.za/shakespearean-insults/

Shakespearean Insult Kit

William Shakespeare was an English poet and playwright. In this post, we share a wonderfully funny Shakespearean Insult Kit.

Writers Write
Jul 30, 2024 at 4:17pmWeb
Show threadRuss SharekJul 30, 2024

@cypnk

Years ago, I had a Shakespearean insult book. The title was the only bit that stuck with me:

"Thy father was a gore-bellied codpiece!"

Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 30, 2024
@RussSharek Magnificent on so many levels!
Show threadJoJul 30, 2024
@cypnk Also a fun beginner's programming exercise. 
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 30, 2024
@jo I would have paid more attention in class if this was the the first lesson with lists
Show threadTane Piper ⁂Jul 30, 2024
@cypnk amazing - all of these work for Donald Trump
Show threadWaylon JeggingsJul 30, 2024
@cypnk my mother in law has like 20 of these on a coffee mug
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 31, 2024
@dustin That's quite the collection!
Show threadAngieJul 30, 2024
@cypnk hell-hated. I am going to find a way to use that often.
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 31, 2024
@ang6666 Hell-hated Louts is a great name for a punk bad
Show threadÁngela Stella MatutinaAug 2, 2024

@cypnk

Lumpish weather-bitten baggage works for me.

Show threadRory HinnenAug 2, 2024

@cypnk @engarneering

try this:

https://apps.apple.com/app/id1238956121

‎Interject!

‎Ever wish you had a slightly more elegant means of expressing your dislike for someone? Would you like to confuse your enemies and bamboozle onlookers? With a simple swipe, Interject! creates a unique description of the object of your ire! Send it in texts, or tweet your opinion to the world! (Ple…

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Show threadHelen Of DestroyAug 14, 2024
@cypnk what did you call me? You churlish onion-eyed giglet
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Aug 15, 2024
@JacklysWithNapkins What a glorious combination! 🤣