Mastodawn

Either I am moving all the computer Shoppers to the new office, or I have finally, finally moved into cocaine

@textfiles Your Flotation Device may also be used as a Levitation Device

@textfiles really jumping in with both feet into the coke, huh

@textfiles the thing about Computer Shopper is you gotta cut it with other magazines to increase the bulk

@textfiles Finally archiving all of those BSODs I see

/sticks knife into one, licks it

"It's real. That's real Koala pad, boss"

@textfiles for some reason the phrase “fabulous doorstop” comes to mind

@textfiles i've seen this episode of miami vice

@textfiles In other words, they went wild with the magazine covermounts (floppy, cdrom, finally coke!)?

@textfiles All things considered, I can't really rule either out.

@textfiles bearing details.