oh snap I knew Michael Beach looked familiar. He was the Internal Affairs cop on #TheRookie. The actor who played his son (one of the original rookies) left the show and they killed him off in the post George Floyed era.

He has a hilariously laughable scene where IA pounded their chest (near literally) about how much they hate rogue cops and he wagged his finger SO HARD at #NathanFillion's main character John Nolan. I think at one point he said "How dare you!"

He looks taller in this movie.

SharkDoc: [The Shark] is pregnant

Handler: That's impossible. I do a blood draws on her every week. We'd know if she was knocked up

SD: Did you do an ultrasound?

This is why science education is important. We need to have a sit down about what's more likely to tell you if you're pregnant.

>!HAHAHA they try to justify it.!<

SD: I've been swimming with sharks since I was 7. I know a knocked up shark when i see one.

H: But why is the blood panel clean?

SD: Your brain drugs must be magic.

At this point maybe the shark is just masking the pregnancy with sheer will power. Since we're just throwing out insane ideas.

She hasn't even spent time with the shark yet. She basically glanced at the shark.

Also Dr. Kim and Dr. Kim have done literally zero science or anything since they've been here. We're half way through the movie and they're still gripping each other like newlyweds. I mean honestly if my job on set was to hold hands with Kim Syster all day I'd be down for the cause.

The bad writing in movies like this is just fascinating because it lets you see the holes. This scene is a heated yelling scene the sort of:

"Is this turning left"
"Yes but it's only 15 degrees"
"But you know what that means"
"I know, I know but the temperature is rising"

Everyone's yelling and there's tension. Great scene.

But here it's just weird. Everyone's acting like it but the words are nonsense. Who cares is one shark separated? No stakes have been established.

"These aren't your typical sharks. They're just teeth and muscle and killer instinct."

… As opposed to normal sharks? I mean the whole point of these movies is that the sharks are SMART. TradSharks rely on instinct and they're already terrifying enough. THESE sharks are very specifically NOT just teeth and muscle and killer instinct. These sharks are malicious. Which would have been a great line.

Hashahahah they did it. I would never have called "Sexy websuit zipped up just below cleavage". That was not on my bingo card but darn if they didn't make it happen.

She really pulled that zipper up to 1 inch below nipple height and deliberately stopped.

Two minutes later she's doing chest compressions.