#LotRO: #DeadBeforeRohan #Update

#KnockKnockJoke:

<<Knock-Knock>>
Who's there?
No one - everyone's been "banned"...

#Quote: "During the downtime while SSG are updating their T&Cs from 2015/16; could they make clear on all their publicity that participation in the game is subject to the 'approval' of #RacistHomophobes and #Xenophobic #MiserableMorons, please?

#Thanks in advance."

#LotRO: Made by #RacistHomophobes for #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...

#IT's a #DeadGame

And, #ThatWasThat | #NoMore #PiccalilliSammidge

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#LotRO: #DeadBeforeRohan #Update

#KnockKnockJoke:

<<Knock-Knock>>
Who's there?
No one - everyone's been "banned"...

#Quote: 'There's a pretty harsh review of LotRO in the Fedi... LotRO's been described as an #UnmitigatedDumpsterFire... Sounds about right. Maybe #TheLittleLotROPixies should try some "marketing"... And, competence.'

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#IT's a #DeadGameWalking; #LookAtTheEvidence

And, #ThatWasThat

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#LotRO: #DeadBeforeRohan #Update

#KnockKnockJoke:

<<Knock-Knock>>
Who's there?
No one - everyone's been "banned"...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#IT's a #DeadGameWalking; #LookAtTheEvidence

And, #ThatWasThat

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#LotRO: #DeadBeforeRohan #Update

#KnockKnockJoke:

<<Knock-Knock>>
Who's there?
No one - everyone's been "banned"...

#SGG #KilledTheSmurfs #Unsuccessfully, too... I #SuspectStrongly that #TheLittleLotROPixies are going to have #AnotherSeriousVisit from #TheTantrumFairy about #IT...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#IT's a #DeadGameWalking; #LookAtTheEvidence

And, #ThatWasThat

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#So...

#ThisHappened... #Controversially...

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#BoomShanka...!

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#TeaCoffee #CoffeeTea... #WizardsFire for #Breakfast...

And,, for #SecondBreakfast...

#BaconBagels...

#DoTheCoffee; then #DoTheThings...

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And, then...

#ThisHappened...

#TrueStory... #Trueish

#DoTheCoffee; then #DoTheThings...

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#Meanwhile... #Simultaneously...

#ThisHappened and #NothingHappened

#DeadGame | #WeToldYou; #WeAllToldYou...

#ThePSiReNSong

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#Meanwhile... #Simultaneously...

#ThisAlsoHappened and #NothingHappened

#DeadGameWalking | #WeToldYou; #WeAllToldYou...

#ThePSiReNSong | #WeStandWithPSiReN

And, #WeAllDied in a #BlazeOfPipeweed...

#KeepYourPipeLoaded

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#THEN... #WeHadPie...

And, #WeAllDied in a #BlazeOfPipeweed...

#KeepYourPipeLoaded

#D00d...? #DoodleSmurf #LeSmurf...

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#NeedsMoreBiscuits...

#DeadGameWalking

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#Quote: "So... What have those "freakazoids" from "Great Barrows News" decided to get "offended" about today...?"

#RoboChiefTheUndying; #Founder of #TheMagiMixer

#DeadGameWalking | #WhoIsPSiReN #WeStandWithPSiReN

#Signed: #TheUndying

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#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles and ably assisted by #ClippyAI

#Still... #DeadGameWalking...

#LotROStillDown

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#ThisAlsoHappened... And, #NothingHappened

#Still... #DeadGameWalking...

#LotROStillDown

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#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty....

#Still... #DeadGameWalking...

#LotROStillDown

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#Smurfberries...! #MoreSmurfberries...!

#LotROStillDown

<<Sings-Like-A-Smurf>> "Under
ground, over ground Smurfin' are we... The Doodles of Doodlesmurf... Common are we..."

#DoodleSmurf: #TheDoodlesOfDoodleSmurf... #LeSmurf... #ThymeIsMoney

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#Visit: The #Official
#RoboSmurf #MemorialGarden...

Or... #Not... #ChooseYourAdventure

#LotROStillDown

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#Visit: The #Official
#RoboSmurf #MemorialGarden...

Or... #Not... #ChooseYourAdventure

#LotROStillDown

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#Visit: The #Official
#RoboSmurf #MemorialGarden...

#SpellDood... #LeDood...!

Or... #Not... #ChooseYourAdventure

#LotROStillDown

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#SpellDood... #LeDood...!

Or... #Not... #ChooseYourAdventure | #AdventuresInPastry

#LotROStillDown

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#SpellDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "[Minor Tome of Beasts] I've written a little book; it's called "There And Back Again, Again Dood..."

#LotROStillDown

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#SpellDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Transphobe and Serial Plagiarist, JK Rowling and the [Holocaust Denying Twitter Tantrums Of The Pile-On-O-Verse]"

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#SpellDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Are you just copy/pasting Dr. Psiren content straight from the Fedi now, Fraud...? Wow - you're such an 'innovator'... /rofl "

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#SpellDood... #LeDood...!

#TruthHurts; don't #IT... | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#SpellDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Are #TheLittleLotROPixies #StillStruggling to #Comply with #EULaw..." | #LookNoQuestionMark

#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#LosOjosDePSiReN

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Any new #CrazyStalker(s) online...? M'eh... I guess they must be busy being #StupidBeyondBelief..."

#LosOjosDePSiReN

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Maybe try your #HalfCHan kin-channel; your 'interests' of copy/pastaring other people's IP might be better 'served'... Have you considered creating your own channel; besides your kin ones that no one uses...?"

#LosOjosDePSiReN

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

I'm not #TheStupidWhisperer... #StupidBeyondBelief; #StillTrue™️

#Quote: "You know what's also #StillTrue...? You can't fix stupid; especially #StupidBeyondBelief... That's a #TrueFact - for free."

#LosOjosDePSiReN

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

I'm not #TheStupidWhisperer... #StupidBeyondBelief; #StillTrue™️

#Quote: "It's very quiet in WC; is the #PocoRana #StillStruggling to get a doctorate "he" hasn't got...?"

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

I'm not #TheStupidWhisperer... #StupidBeyondBelief; #StillTrue™️

#Quote: "Are the window-lickers from #GreatBarrowNews going to do a #UKElection "special" and completely politicise #LotROWC, today...? I'm only asking because #NoOneCares..."

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

I'm not #TheStupidWhisperer... #StupidBeyondBelief; #StillTrue™️

#SmokeAndAPancake...? And/or, a #Stroopwafel...

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

I'm not #TheStupidWhisperer... #StupidBeyondBelief; #StillTrue™️

#SmokeAndAPancake...? And/or, a #Stroopwafel, #LittleRobbitDoods...

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Has SSG complied with #EULaw, yet...? Still nope."

#SmokeAndAPancake...? And/or, a #Stroopwafel, #LittleRobbitDoods...

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Has SSG complied with #EULaw, yet...? Still nope."

#SmokeAndAPancake...? And/or, a #Stroopwafel, #LittleRobbitDoods...

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Has SSG complied with #EULaw, yet...? Still nope."

#SmokeAndAPancake...? And/or, a #Stroopwafel, #LittleRobbitDoods...

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "And, no Bugatti or Ferrari California in my robbit-present; just [Tome of Tracking]... Little robbit-doods; I'm not a huntard...?! WTF"

#SmokeAndAPancake...? And/or, a #Stroopwafel, #LittleRobbitDoods...

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "Has SSG complied with #EULaw, yet...? #StillNope."

#SmokeAndAPancake...? And/or, a #Stroopwafel, #LittleRobbitDoods... #Nope... The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG "banned" the #Stroopwafel...

#EveryonesBeenBanned...

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Quote: "How're the little #BrexitFantasists doing today? Still crying about their defeat to Spain in the latest Euro-Footballing thing...?"

#TooSoon...?

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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#EuroDood... #LeDood...!

#Now... #ToMake #UltimateCarrotCake; you will "need" to #MakeOmelettes for a while, and then...

You will need:

• #Stuff; and,
• #Things.

#LosOjosDePSiReN | #Tumbledood

#LotROStillDown | #LotROStayDown

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