Well, it looks like Matilda Jones, aged 7, is the new ruler of Britain, sorry I don't make the rules.
@cmconseils Little girls finding swords in ponds is no basis for a system of government.
@kolya @McRocker @cmconseils Dunno… appears might be more reliable than the current system.
@kolya @cmconseils I bet that girl would do a better job than Liz Truss

@kolya @cmconseils

The story doesn't say if the aquatic ceremony was farcical or not.

@kolya @cmconseils

This is Britain. We tried other methods, this is the best one. I'll wait 😉

@kolya @cmconseils Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
@kaffeeringe @kolya @cmconseils
You're not seriously suggesting that the people have something against little girls who find swords in ponds?
@MuffelKanuffel @kolya @cmconseils You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

@kaffeeringe @kolya @cmconseils

Depends on the lawyer. And perhaps on the lobby of the metalworking companies. I've heard that the arms industry is pretty well positioned in this respect.

@MuffelKanuffel @kolya @cmconseils I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
@kolya @cmconseils Real little girls finding swords in pondsism has never been tried before.