@Henrysbridge Dear Sir/Madam,

I'm afraid I must take issue with your presence on Mastodon, in your bio you state that you don't want any drama, and then you proceed to display a graphic on your profile that encourages people to consume jam scones the wrong way round.

I suspect you might be one of "those people" who pronounce scone as if it has disappeared, viz.: 's-gone.

I have reluctantly followed you in the interest of repairing the baked-goods disharmony "currant"ly blighting society.