Very belated #ShirtCheckSunday today, because I think I've run out of current t-shirts that I've not shown you (or at least that are clean).

So I raided the vintage metal tees box for relics of when I only ever wore four-sided XL longsleeves. I was a literal child when I bought this (a fact that you could not have extracted from me under torture).

It's Cradle of Filth's 1995 Black Goddess Rises tee.

Yeah, that one. *gestures to the rear text"

It's incredibly tatty, but I am very unlikely to ever get rid of it.

I've a few more of these in the nostalgia box, but I might have to either make this hashtag more occasional or start putting together actual outfits.

(That aren't the exact thing I always wear. Terrifying.)

Got a tee? Show me!

CW: offensive t-shirt slogan, may upset shoulder-surfers in socially conservative environments, even if the message has lost a bit of its sting across three decades