enoch_exe_inc

The American justice system working as intended (in #BitLife, of course).

Not charged are the countless vehicles I’ve stolen, banks I’ve robbed, stuff I’ve shoplifted, porches I’ve pirated, people I’ve maimed/whacked for the Mafia, or murders I’ve committed because I wanted to.

Jul 3, 2024 at 2:31amMastodon for iOS
Show threadenoch_exe_incJul 3, 2024
“Fun” fact about this life: About fifteen years ago, I began stalking my ex from high school, starting with *posting her nudes on the Internet*. We broke up when we were sixteen so…my BitLife character is guilty not only of revenge porn, but also producing and distributing СР.
Show threadenoch_exe_incJul 3, 2024

After an extensive targeted harassment campaign, she finally filed a restraining order…which I immediately violated, got sent to prison, committed that #BitLifePrisonMassacre I posted about a week ago, and then broke out of prison. Then, when the restraining order expired, I murdered her in broad daylight by pushing her down the stairs in her own home.

Even though it wasn’t real, I actually felt kind of bad for doing that, and I don’t think I’ll ever do anything like that again.