Ben
Nick@TheBreadmonkey Show Moses a golden calf and this happens.
Ryan Makes, Dreamscaper@TheBreadmonkey this, but it's Jesus, and you've got something
@TheBreadmonkey if you need quotes https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/lord-of-all-the-law
Michael Gemar@ryancoordinator @TheBreadmonkey βDo not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.β
Matthew 5:17-20
Basically Pancake@TheBreadmonkey draw an ascii art horse
David H. McCoyReligion is so awful, but I LOVE that movie.
π Mehdi.doc@TheBreadmonkey Moses; DROP TABLE '*.*';
Moses! Drop a BEAT
Chris Bohn@mehdi_benadel @TheBreadmonkey cf. "History of the World, Part 1"
@TheBreadmonkey Now I'm picturing Moses Mic/Staff Dropping
YOU SHALL....... (not?)...... DANCE!
@TheBreadmonkey *Skrillex in rags with spinning stones in the background* Booooom WomwomWomwom Booom
Len@TheBreadmonkey no, that was Jesus :p
J Ξ M Ξ S@TheBreadmonkey
Gen(esis) AI
Gen(esis) AI
The AIngels of the lord
Dr. Kiara Kiora
Maxilo OveritAnother damn open source bible. Just set the damn variable to zero, ok?
CrankyOldBugger 
@TheBreadmonkey this one wins the Internet...
Charlton Huston for A.I.!
Charlton Huston for A.I.!
BβMal SujIf you never read the alt text on images... you really should on this one.
Stefan Romero Grieser@TheBreadmonkey
The omission of this essential commandment in the Bible is proof it was written after the invention of zero.
The omission of this essential commandment in the Bible is proof it was written after the invention of zero.
Lars Trieloff@TheBreadmonkey TIL: the philonic division is an example of prompt engineering
Zerodime@TheBreadmonkey To be fair, it's not like they don'T already poick and choose anyway.
yoshir@TheBreadmonkey
Deuteronomy moment
Deuteronomy moment
Jason BeetsThis seems like a good opportunity to recommend NonStampCollector's great animated skit about the 10 commandments.
The Ten Commandments- the basis of our laws and morals
millennial fulcrum@TheBreadmonkey πππ€
AutistiCritic@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy Will do! π«‘
Hugh Young-Bish@TheBreadmonkey
Contrary to the alt text, I think the caption is very funny.
I'll just note here that
* the first 4 commandments are contrary to the first amendment to the US Constitution
* the 5th can, and is often used to, excuse child abuse
* the 6th to 9th are universal, common to every religion and ethical system, and
* the 10th is an unenforceable thought-crime.
Contrary to the alt text, I think the caption is very funny.
I'll just note here that
* the first 4 commandments are contrary to the first amendment to the US Constitution
* the 5th can, and is often used to, excuse child abuse
* the 6th to 9th are universal, common to every religion and ethical system, and
* the 10th is an unenforceable thought-crime.
Cy@cy @TheBreadmonkey
I know what I mean. Not killing, stealing, lying or cheating are basic to every ethical system, including ones you call boring and dumb.
I know what I mean. Not killing, stealing, lying or cheating are basic to every ethical system, including ones you call boring and dumb.
Leo Schuldinerπ€πΌ