Sebastian 
First, I’ve got a flat tire by a staple so big it was sticking out and hitting my rim brakes every revolution.
Later my oldest kid fucked up my middle toe by suddenly turning and kicking it with his heel…
Now my wife decided to let her bicycle fall straight into my shins…
Waiting for more punishment, the day is far from over…😩🙈
There are 2 kids left to hurt me more or it can be an all-nighter emergency at work. Who knows…