The story of #Tinderella, who lives poor in #SanFrancisco, and is forced by her three #techbros roommates to write #unittests for their crappy #startup. She is invited to #TechCrunch. With the aid of her trans #Godmother arrives just in time and meets with a #CEO. They fall in #love, but at 11pm she has to leave (places in SF close too damn early), and she drops her #cryptowallet and the CEO now has to go to every tech #meetups to find whose #publickey matches her ledger. Bam, #Netflix deal!