Clive #Tyldesley: This guy got a speeding ticket in Wales. 102 days younger than the last kid who did blah. Jan Vertongen once caught a trout. This is only the fifth time a former Warsaw Pact nation has played a country whose principal mode of public transport is the tram.
(Meanwhile, a goal is scored)
Everyone: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut. Up. Will you just shut the fuck up?