@MostlyHarmless remember, kids: just because there is positive correlation doesn't mean it isn't causation
@MostlyHarmless What about non single people?
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Establishments response to every health documentary.
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My favorite part of this is that it's not even correlation!

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Oh, this one is way too precious not to have #AltText! Let me #Alt4You.

Single panel comic:
Teacher points to main point of lesson written on blackboard:
"Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying. "

#CorrelationIsNotCausation