@heatdeath
My computer used to say:
"It's alive! ALIVE!!"

@heatdeath Times have changed. Now it is the humans who scream.

@heatdeath @patterfloof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF_iHAr9Pr4

@heatdeath @semanticist actually computers stopped screaming because the users started screaming when going online instead

@heatdeath now I scream when I connect to the internet

@heatdeath Now the internet screams at you, which is rude

@heatdeath and now I scream when I read about certain people on the internet. I won't say who but I'm sure you can all guess.

@heatdeath They still do, but the screaming is ultrasonic now so you can't hear it

@heatdeath they tried to warn us

@heatdeath The internet used to be something you had to sit down in one place to use and you could get up and walk away from the internet whenever you wanted.

@heatdeath sometimes i scream while connecting just to feel at home

@heatdeath
Now I scream inside when I have to connect to one of the ten million average awful websites

@heatdeath these comments🤣🤣🤣

@heatdeath they have not forgotten those times.

It kept us humble

@heatdeath That and play a little bit of slap bass.

@heatdeath
They *knew*, long before we did.

@heatdeath we just muted their ability. They still scream, but unheard.

@heatdeath I *require* this in TShirt form.

@heatdeath now we scream when computers connect us to the internet and the circle of life is complete.

@heatdeath
They still do, you just can't hear it.

@heatdeath pretty sure they still do, but on the inside.

@heatdeath Project idea. Raspberry pi server that screams like a modem. Got the parts need the code.

@heatdeath they KNEW