Deranged ship of the day: Michael Myers and Ismael Cruz, his prison warden...

It's deranged for me because:

Age gap: Ismael was nice to Mikey since Mikey was incarcerated for 20 years as a kid.

Murder: This shit make me cry every time. "I was good to you Mikey..."

Extreme size difference. See attached photos. <del>Older bottom > bigger bottom</del>

#oldmanuke #michaelmyers #ismaelcruz