"My dude, with all due respect..."

Go and get completely fucked

If you tell me that AI-based video learning is going to stop people falling off roofs, I...just...you are going kill people.

"Nah man, AI is the future."

*links to AI vendor website that basically promises no accidents ever if you use their magic computer program*

lol my guy I want to see you front the Supreme Court after the inevitable accident happens to see just how far "the computer said it was safe" gets you.

After a bit more of a back and forth, old mate just goes "your [sic] entitled to your opinion just keep it respectful"

my guy. You didn't see what I *wanted* to say.

anywy, the boss at the day job saw the exchange and found it all hilarious - so that's something.

in other news, someone upstairs had a yabbie in a tank.

last night it escaped.

IT found it, much to their surprise, in the kitchen. Downstairs.

The yabbie is missing a claw. A non-zero number of people spent time this morning looking for the missing claw.

This is the strangest workplace.

@MattHatton see also: your pet octopus will definitely escape its tank. Very exciting when it’s an exotic kind of octopus known for its bright blue rings…
@jpm The most amazing bit is that, apparently, the yabbie was still alive.
@jpm Unlike the previous time this happened, where it was found several months later behind a desk. It is now encased in resin.
@MattHatton this was the fate of said octopus (minus the resin bit)