@mookie I see you didn’t heed the warning to avoid the car wash

@binford2k @mookie

Now on sale: Cybertruck2.0

Limited edition!

@mookie This is what all surviving cybertrucks will look like in 2026.
@mookie
This actually looks kinda badass.
@mookie honestly I'd trust that one over the real one...
@mookie ok but this actually looks useful.
@mookie this is some quality pooptooting right here.

@mookie That's obviously not a cybertruck.

Just look at how much cargo space it has.

@cholling @mookie and there are no asymmetric panel gaps you could fit a fingertip in. Well, a fingertip you wouldn’t mind losing.
@mookie This is AI generated right? Not hating just curious! I noticed the distortion in the wheels, the stickers on the side, and the trees in the back.
@Govnor I think so. A friend sent it over to me and I found it amusing and reshared here in the fediverse.
@mookie I saw my first real life cyber truck last week in Denver. Honestly it looked cheap.
@donlamb_1 I saw one parked in real life last week also. I have a similar sentiment, it looks cheap.
@mookie Remembers me of Zoolander 2s "Derelicte" line.

@mookie

I knew that Rust is trending but ... :)

@mookie Been through the wash a few times...

#tesla #cybertruck

@mookie Alt text: Cybertruck 2077
Steve Williams (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image You can’t polish a turd. But someone will happily relieve you of $3000 to wrap it. The “Trumpster Dumpster” or The World's Saddest Wrap Battle, where nobody wins, except the garage. #teslacles #Cybertruck #Musk

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