The ffconf talk I want to see (it's title):

Seriously, what's the fucking point? How to survive this shitfest.

Then it's 35 minutes of puppies and kittens rolling around the stage and playing with the audience.

@rem if that talk is gonna take place you could probably consider this as opening theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7WI4A8N8dA #kiffness #singingcat