(latter-day vanity woulda prolly chastised me a lil' bit for the sacrilege in this intro joke, but i'ma do it anyway—sorry sister matthews, i mean no disrespect! continue to rest in peace & plz forgive me, kthx )
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*climbs thru yr window, wheezing with this pic in my hand*

 holy flaming hohners have you accepted vanity as yr goddess and savior??? huh...eeeeh? you like apollonia better? fucken WHYYYYYYY—uhh i mean... *ahem*

hi. it's me, yr local prince nerd gremlin! 👋🏾 i'm here with another thread for Princey Season™ and it's about vanity! this ain't really finna be informational and it'll just be me nerding out for fun, so get iiiiiiiiin~ 🧵👇🏾

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