Everyone seems to be obsessed with passive income but Iβm set on passive-aggressive income, so you should probably pay me back if you care even the slightest amount about our friendship and how much I thought it meant to you.
@Alice
Read at 14:38.
Two weeks later:
Hey we still on for tacos?
Sure, I can pay you back if you need it that bad. I just thought you would've made more of yourself by this time. As always, I'm looking forward to seeing you sometime.