Everyone seems to be obsessed with passive income but I’m set on passive-aggressive income, so you should probably pay me back if you care even the slightest amount about our friendship and how much I thought it meant to you.
@Alice I would like to pay you back, but all of my money is tied up in Star Wars collectibles.
@patmadigan Do you have change for a Wookie? @Alice
@gnate I think the change for a Wookie would mostly consist of storm troopers, and possibly a Jar-Jar or two. Sorry.
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@patmadigan I'll take it, in hopes that one of them is Darth Binks. My next best option is breaking my Solo into cubes. @Alice

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Two weeks later:
Hey we still on for tacos?

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Sure, I can pay you back if you need it that bad. I just thought you would've made more of yourself by this time. As always, I'm looking forward to seeing you sometime.