Dr Susannah Lydon
Vagina MuseumIMPORTANT LOST PROPERTY QUESTION! Did anyone visiting the Vagina Museum yesterday lose a little dalek?
To answer your questions:
-The little Vagina Museum dalek is made of stone or concrete, she's very heavy
-We are watching her closely just in case she's a Weeping Angel hybrid
-We have a lift. We're fucked if her intentions are nefarious.
-The little Vagina Museum dalek is made of stone or concrete, she's very heavy
-We are watching her closely just in case she's a Weeping Angel hybrid
-We have a lift. We're fucked if her intentions are nefarious.
To answer another dalek-related question: we know our visitors. They're awesome. Many are not typical/stereotypical museum visitors. It's entirely possible that a visitor:
1. Owns a concrete dalek
2. Takes it out with them
3. Is sufficiently neurodivergent to not notice a heavy concrete object falling out of their bag.
1. Owns a concrete dalek
2. Takes it out with them
3. Is sufficiently neurodivergent to not notice a heavy concrete object falling out of their bag.
btw did you know we do neurodiversity-friendly quiet mornings on Thursdays? So if you find the sound of videos and background music overwhelming, and would like stim toys available to you, no questions asked, these weekly sessions are for you! https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/accessmornings
We've decided to adopt the dalek and named her Cunt of Skaro. She'll be a protective grotesque for the museum, like our sheela-na-gig here. (but seriously, if it's your beloved concrete little dalek, let us know)
🤔 Maybe we should put our little dalek on top of our donation box and get her to scream DONATE DONATE
For real, we're a charity. The museum is free admission. The cool stuff (and silly stuff) we do online is supported by donors. If you enjoyed this, DONATE DONATE https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate
LotharMucki 🦄@vagina_museum Still waiting for an answer, how I can donate without PayPal and a Credit Card.
@LotharMucki there is information about alternative methods on the linked page.
tlariv@vagina_museum
Or who knows? You might have a secret Santa.
Or who knows? You might have a secret Santa.
Coles Street Pothole
johanna, at the cafe counter
ItsCarryl has moved - see bio.@vagina_museum oh, mornings, the harder time of day. Good for some, though, at least
Mazie@vagina_museum I have one for if the owner collects her.
Where is she from?
I didn't know I needed a concrete dalek in my life until today as I didn't know the existed.
Where is she from?
I didn't know I needed a concrete dalek in my life until today as I didn't know the existed.
Mike (no not that one)@vagina_museum Reading a thread on possible issues with weeping angel/ dalek hybrids or mementos looking like them being left at the Vagina Museum is possibly the best reason to be on Mastodon.
Mandrake 🐎@vagina_museum If your museum has the Pandorica exhibit, make sure you keep it shut and don't let the light from inside hit the fossilised Dalek
lertsenem@vagina_museum Seeing this is the Vagina Museum I feel like there's a "it's bigger on the inside!" joke somewhere in there but I can't find it.
Anna Miriamsdochter@vagina_museum this is incredibly dangerous!
Bruno Girin@vagina_museum what is it made of? Looks like clay from the photos.
Hryscan@vagina_museum Venus de Dalek
StarkRG@vagina_museum Warning: not for internal use.
Jim CampbellDalek bumps for her pleasure.
Børge@JustJimWillDo @vagina_museum Yeah, first thing I thought when seeing this pic on this account was I wonder if there are dalek dildos out there. And I'm pretty sure the answer must be of course there are.
Rule 34 and its corollaries.
Noel KellyWeeping Daleks. Don't blink!
Thomas Sturm@vagina_museum @mike A sentence never before seen in all of human history.
halas 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺@vagina_museum who among us haven't lost a Dalek at one point or another - they are awkward to fit in a backpack or on a bike.
Andy Wootton@vagina_museum And why is it's plunger missing?
GavrocheMoi qui me demandais qui avait inventé les Daleks, maintenant, je sais.
😁
David Scott Moyer@vagina_museum Ribbed for your pleasure?
D. G. MarshallVI-BR-ATE! VI-BR-ATE!
EngelMichelman🐸 Antifaschist
Gregory Dodwell@vagina_museum @dimsimple little Dalek, not big vagina — narrows it down a bit 😉
👁Pooka🫣Boo🫵
Nuncio Bitis 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@vagina_museum Looks like it was pushed off the roof while someone was walking under it...
but they missed.
but they missed.
Raúl Pallol@vagina_museum yes, is a little dalek 🤣
RinostarGames
The Dalek Song
Beady Belle Fanchannel@vagina_museum is it, you know, fit-to-size?
GLC@vagina_museum
Nope still got mine.
Nope still got mine.
Simon Varwell@vagina_museum daleks and vaginas: one an iconic entity of human culture that often strikes fear and bewilderment into the hearts and minds of men, and the other…