Eric A. MeyerReality is being written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
(Hat tip: @cstross)
Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
(Hat tip: @estelle)
@estelle Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
(Hat tip: @Quinnypig)
Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
(Hat tip: @caitp)
Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
Reality continues to be written by a malfunctioning Markov chain generator.
(Hat tip: @mathowie)
Martin
Paul Chambers🚧@Meyerweb I hope the 'Neanderthal crab robots' discover fire because their motors overheat and they burn to bits and then go extinct.
Chris Finazzo
Evil Jim O’Donnell@Meyerweb have you heard about scientists splicing cheetah DNA into crabs? Seems like that would go sideways fast.
an actual bus@eatyourgreens HEYYYYY-OH [fingerguns]
@Meyerweb original credit to Kieron Gillen.
https://bsky.app/profile/kierongillen.bsky.social/post/3lth6srbekc2l
Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder
Ian K Tindale
Paul@Meyerweb Could have been worse - could be named "Rocket", be carrying a RPG and be accompanied by an Ent.
Molly White@Meyerweb i thought i just had a stroke
faraiwe
Dianora (Diane Bruce)
Ryan Trimble
Cameron Purdy
Simon Cox 
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That last one made the BBC news - it would do, it was very British - cheating at conkers, poor show that chap.
That last one made the BBC news - it would do, it was very British - cheating at conkers, poor show that chap.
hallvors@Meyerweb this entire thread is just gold. 😂
Grant Hutchinson@Meyerweb I’ve missed these posts terribly, Eric.
caitp@Meyerweb it does seem like good advice though
Charles Engelke@Meyerweb As a native Floridian, I can confirm this is rarely necessary. But never say never, and watch out for leprosy.
Jeremy Kahn"unless necessary" is *chef's kiss*
Michael Knepprath@Meyerweb feels like the subtitle should be the title, no?
Seth 🎙️
@Meyerweb But. Why would you?
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@Meyerweb "wrestling"
David JONES@Meyerweb i feel like this needs a followup listicle: "When you absolute have to wrestle an armadillo, here's 10 ways to do it and win. You're not gonna believe number 3!".
David O'Brien
@energiepirat
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Rachel Andrew@rachelandrew Sounds like a hoot!
More like a quack.
JaymesRS
Dave 🧱 
@Meyerweb i was about to ask if the duck was British, and then I saw the header 😂
Robb@DavidDarnes @Meyerweb I'd have thought the bow tie made it clear
Marc Etienne@Meyerweb @cstross So someone was testing a new bonus content of Untitled Goose Game?
For the uninitiated: https://goose.game
zenkat@fnordius Peace was never an option.
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