#PMQs (or rather #DPMQs) are over for another week and, after the Deputy Lord Mayor's show, it's - a statement on Defence from the Secretary of State for Defence...

Channeling Meatloaf, there are many exotic or unusual things I'm prepared to believe, but I still cannot believe that Grant Shapps is our Defence Secretary.

#PMQ #ToriesOut! #NastizOut!
#GeneralElectionNow!
#MichaelGreen #CorinneStockheath #SebastianFox

@PhilipCJames isn't it someone called Stockheath ?

@Roadwarrior29

No wonder Shapps has managed to hold down so many cabinet posts, he's actually four people!

#CorinneStockheath #SebastianFox #MichaelGreen
#GeneralElectionNow!

@PhilipCJames 4 salaries? Now, that would NOT surprise me. Just Another Troughing Tory.
@Roadwarrior29 TBF, Shapps is a serial incumbent. Or in the case of the Min of Ag, a cereal incumbent?
@PhilipCJames What never fails to amaze me is the obvious dearth of talent and competence when a clown like him keeps being resurrected.

@Roadwarrior29

We're world-leading in scraping the bottom of the barrel, doncha kno!

@PhilipCJames No wait, Green, ah no Fox ?