your identity in a capitalist society

@ElleGray

Ugly bags of mostly shopping?

πŸ˜‰

@5ciFiGirl @ElleGray πŸ˜‚ I have been referring to myself as 'ugly bag of mostly water' for decades!!!

@Crystal_Fish_Caves

I was probably 10 or 11 when I saw that episode, and it certainly made an impact on me! πŸ˜‚

@ElleGray

@ElleGray Wow. So much truth in that. :-(
@LinuxAndYarn @ElleGray Came here to make this joke, not surprised to see I've been beaten to the punch... several times lol
@ElleGray 🀣🀣🀣
@ElleGray I could stand to lose a few pounds, but "bag" seems harsh.
@jimbush @ElleGray
My reaction too. "At least I have a body, you dumb sign. No one will ever love *you*".

@ElleGray That's an old joke in my area. The local grocery store is called Shop 'n' Bag. The joke went:

Shoppin', bag?

No, just lookin'

@ElleGray

The better to carry the Soylent Green.

@ElleGray
Remember thou art shopping bags.
Remember thou art shopping bags.
Remember thou art shopping bags.

@ElleGray Hilarious!

Signed, Shopping Bag 27859262

@ElleGray do you ever feel like a plastic bag
@ElleGray I initially thought your post was regarding the punctuation (you’re vs your), but eventually got wise to the meaning.
As Bush II said after 9-11, β€œjust go shopping.”
@ElleGray Shopping. Shopping. Giant. Bags of mostly water.
@ElleGray no, it's rather helpful. don't get distracted. you are there for the bags!
@ElleGray isnt this just target
@ElleGray That is both comical and somewhat disturbing.
@ElleGray
I’m not shopping bags you’re shopping bags

@ElleGray

Well ... It definitely cuts down on plastic pollution. It's definitely better for the planet. I'm for it!!!! πŸŒπŸ’š #Sustainability #EcoFriendly #PlasticFree

@ElleGray
I was better known as a sack… sadly.

@ElleGray You take the blond and I’ll take the one in the turban.

  • Young Frankenstein
@ElleGray I am lots of things. 'Shopping bags' are not one of them.

@ElleGray

Do we rank above or below douche bags?

@ElleGray I snort-laughed...🀣
@ElleGray I see myself as more of an unnacounted item in the bagging area...

@ElleGray

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: from bags thou art, and unto bags shalt thou return.

@ElleGray *you're identity 😁

@ElleGray Reminds me of the meme about bottled water companies not selling water, but bottles.

What are you shopping? Bags!

@ElleGray @socketwench "ugly bags of mostly surplus value"
@ElleGray
Well, at least I'm paper, not plastic

@ElleGray

Is that better or was than being a tea pot?

@ElleGray Absolutely gorgeous - they have us truly pegged - in more ways that one.
@ElleGray This must be a Freudian Apostrophe!
@ElleGray yes your honour, it was the bag that did it...
@ElleGray My pronouns are Hessian/Tote.