Mastodawn

An onion relish so good it IS illegal!

Proofreading: it matters!

This is the sandwich police! 🚔

Come out with your hand up in the air and don't touch your sandwich!

- Me: (swallows the sandwich as quickly as possible) hmmmm... So good... 🥪

@markarayner but but but...they even spelt it correctly in the very next line!

@markarayner its a poor combination anyway. should be horseradish or mustard

@markarayner I thought it might have been the sandwich Trump ordered today

@markarayner Reminds me of the emergency bulletin that alerted me of a "flash food warning".

@markarayner Scenario: The uncorrected version sells better and the proofreading industry collapses overnight.

@markarayner Have you considered that it might be capitalist marketing?