CaptCanuck🥚

I'd do a dirty delete of shame too, if I made myself sound like an idiot online.

Ever heard of a haiku before?

5-7-5, not 5-5-5

#HaikuNoThankYou
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Apr 9, 2024 at 2:45amWeb
Show threadGigi 🍄‍🟫Apr 9, 2024

@CaptainCanuck

Disappearing day
Like that disappearing tweet
This is a haiku

Show threadCaptCanuck🥚Apr 9, 2024

@Gigi

I mark this Exhibit A

#HaikuNoThankYou
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Show threadCaptCanuck🥚Apr 9, 2024

@Gigi I now mark this Exhibit B

Dirty delete of shame. Must keep the charade going for whatever stans she has left

#Switcheroo
#HaikuNoThankYou
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Show threadcrockettApr 9, 2024

@Gigi @CaptainCanuck And another:

read the pseudo-haiku
laughed hard, got tea up their nose
bad poet, so Sa'd, lol

Show threadcrockettApr 9, 2024
@CaptainCanuck The syllable count is glaringly off, but also, haikus are supposed to be about a mood or moment, this attempt at the form is too plot-heavy.
Show threadcrockettApr 9, 2024
@CaptainCanuck Matsuo Bashō
rotating in his coffin
in fair Ueno