I decided to skim the new declaration from the Vatican on the way to work..

Apparently I've been dressing fem wrong. According to this, I'm supposed to pretend to be god while I do it.

Thanks Mr. Pope, I will try harder next time!

In response to this new revelation from the self-proclaimed vicar of christ on Earth, I will post a recent picture of myself crossdressing.

While I was not pretending to be god at the time, there are heavenly streaks of light across the photo, so I feel like that lets me off the hook a little bit?