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Count BinfaceHere it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
Charlie Stross@CountBinface As a native of Edinburgh I would TOTALLY vote for this!
Boules de FourrureOh yeah @CountBinface de could use a new president wouldn't you be interested ?
ThisLeeNoble@CountBinface This is how I find out The Trocadero is no longer the top notch arcade where I drunkenly smashed 400 billion playing Attack From Mars pinball. It's a condition that they restore that machine too. And the R-360
Eoin O'Beara@CountBinface No 17 should be rolled out globally!
LonM@CountBinface I am shocked anyone would pay that much for a croissant. My local Lidl sells them for less than 50p
MJ Ray@LonM @CountBinface those are awful. Should be a labelling offence.
Paul McO'Smith III@CountBinface dead against the meeting idea. who travels for meetings? Very sensible policy on Teslas (smug b'stards). Will there be a Claudia Winkleman Fringe Festival? People making calls on their phone whilst holding it horizontally to their mouth will have their speakers disabled. Further offences will be dealt with using increasingly kinetic solutions.
Ron Stewart@pavsmith @CountBinface Speakers on the phone or speakers on the user, just to be clear? Or both, p’raps?
@ron_stewart @CountBinface speaker. typically sufficiently loud to be heard *in* space.
Kyle Brown@CountBinface I’ve got to say your platform is appealing. Makes me want to emigrate just so I could vote for you. The loud snacks in theaters one is particularly good!
Paul Evans@CountBinface Number 20 is a surprisingly specific local issue that I don't express an opinion on. But all the others sound very sensible and something I could get behind.
JdeBPHow could you watch this video and not be moved? (-:
Count Binface Vs The Hand Dryer at The Crown & Treaty
MrsMiggins@CountBinface could we all be allowed to vote on the worst architecture in London and demolish the one with most votes?
Scurra@CountBinface
What is your advice to those of us who are worried that voting for you (as I did last time around) might let the Tories in by the back door? Now that they have changed the system to FPTP, this is an actual risk because we have no 'second choice'.
What is your advice to those of us who are worried that voting for you (as I did last time around) might let the Tories in by the back door? Now that they have changed the system to FPTP, this is an actual risk because we have no 'second choice'.
Edwin Mons@CountBinface Can't really argue with that list, it's brilliant.
MarkNW@CountBinface I'd vote for this 🤣
Comrade elronxenu@CountBinface I'll vote for you!
Drew Despereaux@CountBinface hold up he's cooking
Simpike@CountBinface some remarkably sensible policies
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Craig Grannell@CountBinface I mean I could argue that a lot of these are nonsense but then I spotted number 21.
Fran Barton@CountBinface 24/24 would vote for
Brandon@CountBinface 5 is a lofty goal, but we need ambitious leaders
IceNine
Third spruce tree on the left@CountBinface >at least ONE affordable house
Whoa whoa whoa there fellah. The rest of your manifesto is realistic and somewhat believable but you lost me here.
Pigs will fly and she'll be a cold day in hell before any politician manages to build at least ONE affordable house.
Corin Ashwell 🌍 🌿 🍄🏳️⚧️@CountBinface strong set of policies. If the situation wasn’t so fraught you’d get my vote just for the speaker phone ban on public transport
Frank Heijkamp@CountBinface You missed out equal rights for bin-ary people.
Moppi@CountBinface
Am a German, but i would vote him so hard.
and he can come over to Germany to by our next new chancellor
gudenau@CountBinface Never expected to see you here, I'm in the States but good luck.
Nick Tune@CountBinface I had my doubts until I reached item 24 and now I'm all in on Binface.
Benjamin S-B 
@CountBinface i can get behind this 100%
Steve Freeman@CountBinface “banning speakerphones on public transport”. Very tempting.
Ian Chard@CountBinface I would move to London to vote for you.
Matt Hardy 3.11 for Workgroups@CountBinface Bring back Ceefax https://www.nathanmediaservices.co.uk/ceefax/
Annabelle 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇺🇦🇪🇺@CountBinface Saw you in the Guardian just now, congrats on nearly winning the #London #mayoral #elections
HeatherMJ@CountBinface
I can't imagine why you're not mayor
I can't imagine why you're not mayor
Lyle Solla-Yates@CountBinface I support your policies on Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Steve's Place@CountBinface Should win based on 9 and 14 alone.
sleet01@CountBinface okay, the Night Mayor on Elm Street is inspired. Top notch.
Dźwiedziu@CountBinface Sorry, 14 is *only* for a hundred years?