In case you need a smile today:
@major WOW. that's better than "Disney Erects Giant Woody"

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Was the insurance company's denial based on an "act of god" claim?

@major Good people on boat sides.

@major The kind of world view associated with this kind of ‘attraction’:

“Since the Bible is God’s Word, we can know that the true account was recorded by Moses and is found in Genesis 6–9. The many flood myths are retellings of the real event that have been distorted through centuries of passing down information.”
So nice too see how a simple leap of faith can carry your entire world view. That literal interpretation, the self righteousness of knowing all others are wrong. Amazing.

@major Kent Hovind's comedic potential is infinite
Noah's Ark Encounter: Kentucky attraction sues insurance company over damage caused by heavy rains

The Ark Encounter says rains in 2017 and 2018 caused a landslide on its access road — but it's insurance wouldn't cover the damage

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Wait until the see the mess of the floor all those animals they had on board. 💩

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Do enough people know that our #MoscowMike is deeply involved in our creationist monument to Noah's Ark?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/26/mike-johnson-noah-arc-amusement-park-tax-money
House speaker once won taxpayer funds for Noah’s Ark park accused of bias

Mike Johnson represented Kentucky project said to have used Christian beliefs ‘as a litmus test for hiring decisions’

The Guardian
@major doesn’t even look like an ark. An ark is just a box, supposed to be 300 x 50 x 30 cubits. That looks like some kinda weird boat. Guess those people down in Kentucky haven’t read the instruction book. 😉