It's great to know that if you don't have bond money you can just request a different, smaller amount and pay that instead, I'm sure that is what happens for normal people all the time
#EricTrump makes a request for a $454 million dollar bond.
#Bail #Bonds people sit at a table laughing together for several minutes.
One of them finally stops laughing long enough to wipe sweat from his brow.
He speaks.
“I’m sorry…(he waits to catch a breath).
“Have you tried asking your real father… (again, pauses, takes breath and blurts out)…Gary Busey?”
Once again, the entire table of #bailbondsmen double over in laughter.
Eric Trump stares ahead, dumbfounded.