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Low Quality FactsTrump has less than a week to arrange a $454 million bond. There are 331.9 million US citizens. If each American spends only $1.37, then we can all buy a cheap chocolate bar to enjoy while we watch the State of New York seize Trump's properties.
Bonkers@lowqualityfacts you're drunk, George, go home.
C.Suthorn 
You can buy a chocolate bar for $1.37 in the USA?
jz.tuskYeah, but you get "American" chocolate.
I'm American, and I promise you you should not be envious.
Paul H 🏴🇪🇺Can get a pretty good chocolate bar for about £1.50 in UK
@Henrysbridge @lowqualityfacts
The fried mars bar?
Ahh! The pinnacle of Glaswegian cuisine!
Blauer🎩🕹️ Klabauter@Life_is @lowqualityfacts probably w/o any chocolate?
Colin@Life_is a shit-ass Hershey bar, sure. @lowqualityfacts
Eppy NWS
The Jack of Sandwich@lowqualityfacts looking forward to seeing the Trump name come off 40 Wall Street.
Would love to walk past and see "The James Building" instead
BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺@jack_of_sandwich @lowqualityfacts "Obama Plaza", "Stormy Heights", "Carroll Towers". Any of those would be good.
Mike Knell@jack_of_sandwich @lowqualityfacts With conference facilities including the Obama Suite, the Clinton Rooms, the Daniels Gallery and the Beau Biden Memorial Theatre.
@m @lowqualityfacts I'm looking for investors to help me open a night club there called "Hunter Biden's Laptop"
Tryst 🏴 🇮🇪 
@lowqualityfacts Absolutely savage. I love it.
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@lowqualityfacts Is anyone running a book on whether it will be Musk or Putin?
HerndoniteMy thought exactly. Why aren't one of the right-wing billionaires bailing him out?
dingodog@Herndonite @TimWardCam @lowqualityfacts
This SPAC sale will be essentially that, but laundered through the market
This SPAC sale will be essentially that, but laundered through the market
Gemma 👽
Semi Sentient AI Cooling Water@TimWardCam @lowqualityfacts Same same but different. I'm firmly convinced both Trump & Musk are Putin's useful idiots. Not to mention all the others. I call it trickle down kompromat.
Jabsonik@lowqualityfacts Chocolate is nice, but I’m sure we could raise enough money world-wide to buy a sixpack of beer to all you Americans instead!
Top class entertainment! Wouldn’t expect less from the United States of America.
@jabsonik @lowqualityfacts will there be live feed world-wide?
Emmanuel Lécharny (he/him)@lowqualityfacts 4 days only. Including the week-end ;-)
(((Cindy Weinstein)))@lowqualityfacts. I am imagining walking in #NYC -- #ColumbusCircle, #5thAvenue -- and not seeing that name on some buildings. Feels so good.
Christophe Jammet@lowqualityfacts I'm absolutely showing up to the seized property party
@lowqualityfacts
Even I — a Finnish decadent with no horse in this race — am willing to participate in this important cause.
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Even I — a Finnish decadent with no horse in this race — am willing to participate in this important cause.
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ThunderstrikeThat's a steal at twice the price.
Ltimitededitioncontinuum@lowqualityfacts but then you'll vote back in as president
@lowqualityfacts A double feature!!! Seizure action followed by bankruptcy! And, if we are lucky, bankruptcy fraud and MORE criminal prosecution!
Howard Cohen@lowqualityfacts Very interesting. Will this work for Swedish Fsh?
CharonPDX@lowqualityfacts Account is misnamed. This is a very high quality fact.
Ste5e@lowqualityfacts does Mr. Beast Feastables count?
Zorro Notorious MEB 😡@lowqualityfacts What kind of decent candy bar can you get for a buck 37??
Pynt
Kevin Karhan 
@lowqualityfacts Eeyupp...
I'd say go spend $5 on some nice chocolate milkshake and enjoy his shit getting impounded and him getting eviced in handcuffs from his shit tower...
Theosoreass@lowqualityfacts is it ok if i a uk person help by eating some popcorn??
Cylis 
@lowqualityfacts You can only buy 1 Chocolate bar with that money?
Steffen Christensen@lowqualityfacts Not even wrong this time.
RevPudDudley@lowqualityfacts
I have a dream, of a monument to prominent Republicans -- a mountain of refuse and filth, to which every American can contribute something, and [those individuals] will be under it.
[nominations are open]
#Goptraitors #treason #trump
I have a dream, of a monument to prominent Republicans -- a mountain of refuse and filth, to which every American can contribute something, and [those individuals] will be under it.
[nominations are open]
#Goptraitors #treason #trump
Dzso@lowqualityfacts Seems like a high quality fact to me! 🍫
Supportive Tree-based lifeform@lowqualityfacts sponsored by "low quality chocolate bars"
Yves Courcelles