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And here we have the lovely lyncoon, who thought they’d outgrow all of France, only to find a bigger titan lurking just around the horizon~
The first of hopefully many Macro March pics, this time featuring @Nomaxice~
(And now I sleep~)
On the second day of Macro March, my manager made me pooooost! Two giant kitties,
And a big old heckin' macro-meleooooon!
Ok, so look, some aspects of devils are super hacking cool. Like contracts! Do you know how much I love supernatural legalese? I made a friggin’ 7 page, 7-article long bylaws for the incorporation of a cult that would hold legal water in the state of California as a joke! I’ve successfully made devil contracts with tricks and loopholes I’ve gotten friends to fall for. I love this stuff!
So how could I possibly pass up the opportunity to go around as a Phistophilus (contract devil) for Halloween? But any good contract wright needs an equally good enforcer! And that’s where the lovely @Nomaxice comes in, playing the role of a pit fiend! Together, we’ll forge a new hell of our own making! One where tortures amount to getting stomped and eaten, and where our works are far more… let’s say subtle. Where we’ll give a micro a day at city-stomping size not for their soul, good heavens no- not that we’d be wanting for takers that way- but for a mere year off their lifespan. That’s certainly a high price to pay, of cooouuurse, but for an experience so grand… it might just be worth it, eh?
So what do you say? Are you content being treated like the doormat you are for the rest of your pathetic existence? Or do you care for a day of real power to set some right and proper ground rules with those who would torment you? Do we have a deal?~
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(P.S: Don’t tell our clients, though, but the year we take doesn’t come at the end of their lives at all! It begins right after their day as a macro, where they’ll be dragged right back down to Heck and treated however we please. Of course, even in the midsts of our games we value consent, and so we do offer quite the assortment of complimentary contracts to ease their stays should things get a bit too rough and rowdy. Another year here for a day of freedom there, maybe a soul to sell in exchange for an actual position in the hellish hierarchy where they regularly at least get some time off from getting stomped to do some stomping, themselves! See? We’re nothing if not reasonable~)
Finding friends at a con can sometimes be tough, what with everyone moving around so much and rarely checking their phones. Looks like Dire's waiting on someone, even now!
Gosh, I'm slowly catching up on Macro March pics! Of course, in the intervening time my backlog slowly grows. But I should be getting through it, soon...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Macro March pics to bring you this lovely piece that this here runt 682 made me to commemorate me smiting him for his theft of precious chicken nuggies!
I would offer to let you all join in on the smiting, as he is ever deserving of it, but I’m afraid there won’t be anything left of him when I’m done. But please do feel free to jeer and tell him off for his heinous sins!
Continuing on for Macro March 6, 7, and 8, we find out what happens when a bad goo can comes crawling back for forgiveness or somethin’, idk~
Squish~
Goodweeb is @VectorOfChaos~
There’s legitimate context to this drawing, but personally I prefer the idea that I got in line and didn’t notice there was someone already ahead of me. Boy honey are they lucky the more obvious outcome of that didn’t happen, huh? Must’ve been frightening when I stepped down…
Artist and tiny are 682. Big guy ahead of me is Ember Phox
Aaaand for number 10, hey! Someone else in line musta dropped this! Well, finder’s keepers; it’s mine, now~
Artist is once again 682~
Hey, y'all remember the kitties from day 2?~ Well, some friends and I did a heeeaaavily-homebrewed D&D game that ended up featuring them as characters a long while ago, and from that spawned this image! I got swallowed down with a buncha fish on accident, but hey, at least I have waaay more HP than the fish, right? I'll be fiiiii-
As those of y'all who follow him may know, EmberPhox EmberPhox is known for his powers involving portals. Able to make one end significantly bigger or smaller than the other, he can reach or step through them to interact with things at different sizes- or just grab a soda from the fridge without having to go all the way to the kitchen
In this case, though, I guess he's decided to chill amongst the stars... But of course reality is often not as accommodating as we'd like. See, galaxies can get far, faaar apart, and when you grow enough to fill the space between, they're really, reeeaaally small. So it seems he's just chosen to rectify that problem by drawing plenty of them through his portals to watch while he chills, their beautiful glow lighting him up.
And here we have Miles trying to catch the bus. Sokatak, on the other hand, is also planning on catching it. Just... In a different way, I'm sure~ :3
Sokatak is https://twitter.com/Sokatak
And Miles is https://twitter.com/milesthemeerkat
When I get big, my ego tends to go to my head. Well, actually, not really- my ego’s always big. It’s just that when I get big, then it starts to matter, ya know? Hence why suddenly people are building me their proper tributes
Like this here drawing! Perfect tribute made and given to me by 682, who I think is here, somewhere…
If you know me much, you've probably heard me utter my ever-famous catchphrase, "Fight me!" Well, sometimes even when I'm big, folks take me up on that offer. In this case, that someone is @Nomaxice! Seems they have the upper hand on me for now, but we'll see who wins, in the end...
Noma but bigger@Dracodare My handsome overgrown godfriend~ |3
@Nomaxice Feel free to stop on by for some worship, yourself~ ;3
@Dracodare Psh, come on, you know I'd be getting you to have me be pampered too while we relax together!
I could lay on your head, or shoulder!
I could lay on your head, or shoulder!