Betsy
DgarThese rose patterned bed sheets might not create the exact effect you were going for.
Elizabeth S.@dgar good god
John SextonWhy am I laughing so hard and should I start to worry...?
Odradek@dgar or exactly the one - want!
@dgar and inspired from that: I used to decorate my bicycle basket with black pastic roses, they were not in stock for some time, but now there are some at the emo-shop at the other end of town; thanks for remindung β¦
Ryan2one3@dgar when my gf is horny but it's that time of the month.
Darthdzl@dgar
...you know, unless "horrific murder scene" is a decorating style.
...you know, unless "horrific murder scene" is a decorating style.
Menno@dgar
It's perfect!
This gives you at least 5 more minutes before the cleaning person notices something is really wrong.
That could ultimately make the difference between getting caught and getting away on a paradise island.
It's perfect!
This gives you at least 5 more minutes before the cleaning person notices something is really wrong.
That could ultimately make the difference between getting caught and getting away on a paradise island.
Will (old/moving to beige)@dgar I recognise this from the scene in the Godfather involving a horseβs head.
wlf_warren@dgar OMG,
Honey, the police are here again??
Seems to happen every time we use that room for a guest bathroom??
I just do not understand WHY?
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quangobaud@dgar
StanziPotenta would probably love that bedset for her "serial killer cringe" skits on YouTube.
(There's only bots and mirror accounts for her on fedi.)
Evannakita@dgar color theoryβ
xs4me2Omgβ¦
David π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈNB they/them@dgar TBH I liked those sheets a lot less when I realized those are flowers.
danimo π³οΈβπ@dgar Regarding the strange separation of the. um.... passively involved, and to add some joie de vivre to the incident, I would say: table grill surprisingly went from solid to gaseous. π€ π
PS Jen@dgar LOL, The victims, both in their 150s, "rosed-out" from thorn wounds. Apparently the sheets were perennial.
Left Field Farm@dgar Yikes! Shit, those sheets would wake me out of a coma.
Tim Ward βπͺπΊπΆ #FBPE@dgar Some designer included that one to wind up the bosses, never dreaming for a second that it would get through all the layers of checking and make it into production!
Stoneface Vimes@dgar CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
Patrick Morris Miller@dgar Lizzie Borden took an axe...
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Jacek WesoΕowski@dgar Visiting a hotel with such decorations would certainly be an experience.
catflyhigh@dgar
The designer must have watched βBed of the Dead β too many times. 
carlos quintana@dgar - unless you're a serial killer.
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lizzy 
@dgar someone should make my bed look like that. but not using rose patterns
@dgar hoe lee moe lee ! ! !
Larry@dgar wedding present, perhaps?
Patrick H. Lauke@dgar Aunt Flo's boudoir
HowToPhil@dgar
Wednesday Addams? When did you grow up and become an interior decorator???
Wednesday Addams? When did you grow up and become an interior decorator???
Arniepix@dgar
What's missing are the throw pillows that look like severed limbs. πͺπ‘οΈ
What's missing are the throw pillows that look like severed limbs. πͺπ‘οΈ
S T E L L A R 
@dgar perfect for a children's hospital
Andreas M. Heitmann 
Ratboy (reformed dino pirate)@dgar knowing @CrittyCat, that's the effect she's going for.
^-^@dgar really want it
ShadowPlay@dgar π π
βyal 
@dgar actually better!
Sandra Hoenle (she/her) π¨π¦
Sumukha S@dgar Every morning you will wake up in anxiety.
mercurial yapper (now in plasmatrap.com)@dgar that looks absolutely disgusting
blood in itself looks tame compared to this... it looks like literal GUTS!
Daniel Duque
Period Sex - feat. Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@dgar OH MY GOTH I WANT THIS
@dgar CSI: Interior decoration.
AskPippaπ¨π¦@dgar Is that for real? OMG, so hilarious!
Bean πΊπΈπ»πͺ
TobiWanKenobiLaundry gone terribly wrong, eh? π
Pete Kurtti@dgar ππ
Yaoi Box Balloon@dgar That looks *exactly* like the sort of effect I'd go for.
Thank you for the design tip β€οΈ
sneaka
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Rupert πͺπΊπ΄ββ οΈπΎππ·πΊπͺππ₯@dgar I do love a nice murder in the bedroom
George Yang@dgar Oh my! Call 911!
Frances LarinaEvery morning I'd wake up, look around groggily and ask out loud, "am I okay"?
Court Cantrell does not comply