Scream not working because space make deaf.

@incitatus

QUICK! feed this to the "AI"!

@incitatus That last sentence is clearly a reference to the filmโ€™s tagline. It was at some point translated from English. So I wonder if this might be an accurate translation from Chinese and everyone in Hong Kong had to gauge the film by this very blurb.
@pointlessone @incitatus yeah that's my guess too: poorly translated Chinese translation
@incitatus new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle

@gcvsa

Fortunately seven friends and a cat are on the job ๐Ÿ˜‚

@incitatus I can't but help read this in the voice of Robin, the caveman from Ghosts.

@eyup @incitatus

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@incitatus "This bad thing happened because they didn't care enough about the quality of their food" is PEAK Hong Kong Attitude.
@incitatus @Graham_LRR uhhh.... Graham... has Dave Spokesman managed to escape? Because the above genuinely makes me worried he might have pierced the veil...
@incitatus this is amazing, every sentence is pure gold. XD

@incitatus

May it enter the pantheon of "All your base are belong to us." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

(Don't miss the takes on this theme at #uncyclopedia, from 2009 https://uncyclopedia.com/w/index.php?title=All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us&oldid=3602232 )

All your base are belong to us - Wikipedia

@incitatus
I'd say it is very accurate. ๐Ÿ˜„
This must be in HongKonglish. It does remind me of how the Dutch perceive South-African.
@incitatus They had AI in Hong Kong to make the DVD synopsis years before it hit the mainstream.
@incitatus This is so good, I hope it's true. (done my best to match the original font)
@incitatus Dibs on Bad Milk Blood Robot as a band name!

@incitatus

Now I feel I need a T-Shirt:
FRONT: BAD MILK BLOOD ROBOT
BACK: SCREAM NOT WORKING BECAUSE SPACE MAKE DEAF!

Preferably in icky green.

@incitatus โ€œbut is hard workingโ€ is one of the greatest understatements of the history of cinema ๐Ÿ˜‚