Thom Willis
Inky TartarsScream not working because space make deaf.
DEI Dungeon Explorers
CelloMom On CarsQUICK! feed this to the "AI"!
PointlessOne 
@incitatus That last sentence is clearly a reference to the film’s tagline. It was at some point translated from English. So I wonder if this might be an accurate translation from Chinese and everyone in Hong Kong had to gauge the film by this very blurb.
mercurial yapper (now in plasmatrap.com)@pointlessone @incitatus yeah that's my guess too: poorly translated Chinese translation
Gemma ⭐️🔰🇺🇸 🇵🇭 🎐@incitatus new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle
Fortunately seven friends and a cat are on the job 😂
Mark Smith@incitatus I can't but help read this in the voice of Robin, the caveman from Ghosts.
Cavyherd
peterb@incitatus "This bad thing happened because they didn't care enough about the quality of their food" is PEAK Hong Kong Attitude.
8-bit Archer@incitatus @Graham_LRR uhhh.... Graham... has Dave Spokesman managed to escape? Because the above genuinely makes me worried he might have pierced the veil...
ACCOUNT MOVED@incitatus @wordshaper “Too many egg”
raphael@incitatus this is amazing, every sentence is pure gold. XD
Albert CardonaMay it enter the pantheon of "All your base are belong to us." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
(Don't miss the takes on this theme at #uncyclopedia, from 2009 https://uncyclopedia.com/w/index.php?title=All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us&oldid=3602232 )
MFierst@incitatus
I'd say it is very accurate. 😄
This must be in HongKonglish. It does remind me of how the Dutch perceive South-African.
I'd say it is very accurate. 😄
This must be in HongKonglish. It does remind me of how the Dutch perceive South-African.
ghostdancer@incitatus They had AI in Hong Kong to make the DVD synopsis years before it hit the mainstream.
Jason System@incitatus This is so good, I hope it's true. (done my best to match the original font)
That is spectacularly good.
Camember La Ratona 
Andrew@incitatus BAD MILK BLOOD ROBOT
Jeremy Green@incitatus Dibs on Bad Milk Blood Robot as a band name!
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@incitatus chickens call me egg demon too
Alexander ShendiNow I feel I need a T-Shirt:
FRONT: BAD MILK BLOOD ROBOT
BACK: SCREAM NOT WORKING BECAUSE SPACE MAKE DEAF!
Preferably in icky green.
Mr. Bruno 
@incitatus It's like I was there.
Andrea De Pirro@incitatus “but is hard working” is one of the greatest understatements of the history of cinema 😂