When some UNCULTURED SWINE dares to register somewhere with MY name. 
I'M Yuriel, you usurping philistine. I've had that name for decades, while your entitled, zoomer ass still fed at your mother's bosom. Why don't YOU try being Yuriel1, you treacherous axolotl! š¤¬
...So, anyway, I'm having trouble coming up with a username for my PokĆ©mon TCG Pocket account. š
By the way, "Treacherous Axolotl" should've been in the most recent #MagicTheGathering #Ixalan set. It would've been perfect.
"Greetings, you Treacherous Axolotls! I hope you're doing well. My name is @Graham_LRR and welcome to the Crack-a-Pack..."
@Yuriel This is how I feel about my nym as well.
Although! I recently went to a birthday party for someone with the same first *and* last name as me, *AND* we share the same exact birthdate, as in he's like 4 hours older than I am.
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