Phil Rees
Janel Comeaudear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman.
BenderIsGreat34@VeryBadLlama it’s nice that they self-label themselves as incels. Makes it so much easier.
John Brewer@andymoose @VeryBadLlama I always wondered what that blue checkmark meant
Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑@andymoose @VeryBadLlama I have yet to have seen a an Incel that actually is involuntarily celibate. ALL of them have deliberately acted in a way that makes them deserve to be lonely for eternity.
Retepkce 🐈@VeryBadLlama what a dork
Jeremy Buffer Jones 
If I was a woman married to Corey J Mahler I wouldn’t advise the police about his unexplained disappearance either. 😎
Edelruth In The Wrong TimelineThere is not going to be a better response than that, although I will keep scrolling.
Y'all are making me smile.
pedestrian cyclist@jeremy_pm @VeryBadLlama And it'd certainly be practical if the police would legally not be allowed to speak to you.
"Well he's not here any more. Maybe his wife knows something, or maybe she even did it. But, what are you gonna do... 🤷"
"Well he's not here any more. Maybe his wife knows something, or maybe she even did it. But, what are you gonna do... 🤷"
Michael Gemar@VeryBadLlama @kcarruthers Is that supposed to be an Iron Cross beside his name?
kcarruthers
@kcarruthers @VeryBadLlama These tough guys always come off as pretentious cosplaying clowns.
charly
Shark Attak@kcarruthers @michaelgemar @VeryBadLlama
Hoy boy, a live one.
Court Cantrell prefers not to
kueale@kcarruthers @michaelgemar @VeryBadLlama You know what his background picture is? It is the #Frauenkirche in Dresden that was destroyed during bombardements of the city in World War II on February 13th 1945. During times of German Democratic Republic the ruins of the church remained as ruins and served as memorial. After the reunification, the Frauenkirche was rebuilt. Since some years, Nazis misuse the date each year for their fake remembrance / perpetrator-victim reversal and asume to remember the victims of the so called „bomb holocaust“ of the „innocent“ people and town of #Dresden.
Philipp@kueale @kcarruthers @michaelgemar @VeryBadLlama ironically enough the church was rebuild as a sign of peace with donated money from all around the world. It's a very bad background for fascists.
The Doctor@michaelgemar @VeryBadLlama @kcarruthers@mastodon.social Yes.
CodieneC@VeryBadLlama Corey J. be some idjit
@VeryBadLlama
What would such an upstanding person have to fear, from her wife talking to the cops? 🤔 🤔
What would such an upstanding person have to fear, from her wife talking to the cops? 🤔 🤔
That_Damn_Frank
Sponge Of Density🏳️🌈@VeryBadLlama Free pass to kill your husband. Nice!
Grumble@VeryBadLlama Let's call it the "Marry Your Victim" law.
Darwin Woodkawho is this fucking troglodyte
Kevin RussellHe is a nazi. Oppression 24/7
arandomexlutheran@kevinrns @darwinwoodka @VeryBadLlama
He is LCMS:
https://machairaaction.noblogs.org/
That faith is Nazi oppresion 24/7. Source: I grew up in it.
You get a 🏆 for excellence in word choice.
The Saanich Daily@VeryBadLlama It's the perfect crime.
@VeryBadLlama I made an account to share this with you: https://machairaaction.noblogs.org/
Corey Mahler is part of a faith called the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod that I grew up in. They have been Christian Fascists for a long time.
One of the people indicted in the January 6 Georgia case is an LCMS pastor: https://religionnews.com/2023/08/15/pastor-indicted-alongside-trump-in-georgia-election-meddling-case/
Growing up in this faith I learned a racist, pro-slavery theology. No surprise: it was founded by Missouri slave owners.
Pay attention to this faith. It is dangerous.
ⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@VeryBadLlama haha! Ahh. Good laugh.
Raymond Russell@VeryBadLlama
Wow, lesbian married couples would be untouchable by the law if this was standard operating procedure. A win for them, at least.
Wow, lesbian married couples would be untouchable by the law if this was standard operating procedure. A win for them, at least.
Jargoggles@VeryBadLlama
Totally unrelated to the missing husband, might I say that your garden looks exceptionally well nourished. New fertilizer?
Totally unrelated to the missing husband, might I say that your garden looks exceptionally well nourished. New fertilizer?
@jargoggles @VeryBadLlama And your roses!
Alison Meeks@jargoggles @VeryBadLlama get the post hole digger we need a new tree.
Geoff Coffey@VeryBadLlama I almost made a joke here and then I realized I was just making a dumber less subtle version of the joke you were making which went over my head. I just felt like I should confess this.
Thea@VeryBadLlama @Phil_Tanner so lesbians can’t talk to the police ever? Good to know!
i_give_u_worms@VeryBadLlama
what a shockingly gross person
what a shockingly gross person
@VeryBadLlama I don't think he could scream that he is an abusive monster any louder.
@VeryBadLlama This is the sort of man who has a soundproof basement.
tlariv@VeryBadLlama
Dear Janel,
Gee, that's an awful shame. Can't be helped, I guess.
- diary
@VeryBadLlama What on earth is the context for this? I thought these guys all worshipped the cops.
Patsy@VeryBadLlama of course, with exception of when the husbands wellbeing is at stake ;)
@VeryBadLlama Say, could I have some of that spool of piano wire?
Julescelt@VeryBadLlama It says a lot about a person that is so scared s**tless of what their partner might say to anyone, esp police...
They try to make their fear sound reasonable. It doesn't work, we all see what he means.
Irina@VeryBadLlama Well, if the police wanted to speak to me I'd insist on my spouse being there too. (But she's not a husband, so it probably wouldn't fly.)
RiaResists@VeryBadLlama
Isn’t his wife the lucky one 🙄
Isn’t his wife the lucky one 🙄
InfinityBear@VeryBadLlama
If I was the genie granting this wish, he only has to be present. That means he can be unconscious, or darker options⚱️lol
If I was the genie granting this wish, he only has to be present. That means he can be unconscious, or darker options⚱️lol
@VeryBadLlama Oh for Fuck's sake...
David Cohen@VeryBadLlama I am fairly sure the Gestapo were not bound by this rule. Dude needs to keep his ideology consistent.
Chris H #ChoirsForClimate@VeryBadLlama This plan would also make a lot of female police officers very unhappy.
Also has he considered lesbians? (Well, I'm sure he has, but has he considered them in the context of this tweet?)
And should law enforcement be allowed to speak to a husband in the absence of his wife, or is that just fine and dandy?
Number Witch aka Tali@VeryBadLlama turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all?
Seiðr@VeryBadLlama Fortunately, the husband had it coming.
@VeryBadLlama Humming "Goodbye Earl"
Tor Iver Wilhelmsen@VeryBadLlama very strong Christian Taliban vibes from that dude.
Simon ZerafaIn this specific case it might be for the best for that chap to stay lost 🤔🤷♂️
Nuncio Bitis 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@VeryBadLlama This will make christian's heads spin...
random thoughts@VeryBadLlama Looks like you found the wife beater.