Mastodawn

Waiting up for the Rochdale byelection result 💤💤 ... The #MonsterRavingLoonyParty honestly make more sense than our party in power these days

I'm particularly keen on the "being nice to hedgehogs" area. Candidate Ravin Rodent Subortna ...

Policies -

As an MP he would campaign for the introduction of a 99p coin to save on change
He said he would call for all roundabouts to have fairground carousels in the middle to tell cars where to go and prevent road rage
Among his other policies is a plan for all new-build housing to have hedgehog homes included to help eradicate homelessness for hedgehogs, and making sure hedgehogs had lollipop signs to help them cross the road
Ravin says he is aiming to win “zero votes” because “that would be fair to give everybody else a chance”.