For those outside Ireland, the UK, or other nearby countries where it's commonly-sold, Sudocrem is an commonly-used antiseptic cream, used for rashes, spots, minor cuts, minor burns etc.

#Sudocrem

@SleepyCatten sudo: crem: command not found

@Tattie Someone should add that to the linux source as an Easter egg 🤭

sudo crem
Please specify user and body part
sudo crem me face
Gently applies Sudocrem to me's face

@SleepyCatten you get many internet points for the context of what sudocreme is :-)

@samantha I figured it might otherwise confuse a lot of folks outside the UK, so I wanted to provide context 🥰

Sudocrem is SUCH a thing in the British isles.

@SleepyCatten we have it in Canada too. Although I think it is mostly used as diaper cream here

@SleepyCatten I've found it available in Canada as well.

Of note, in the fantasy works of Brandon Sanderson, 'crem' is a clay-like substance deposited by the giant storms that regularly scour the planet Roshar.

@SleepyCatten it’s a manic potion, I can’t be convinced otherwise.
@SleepyCatten I know it well but don't recognise your description! I've only ever known it used as a nappy rash cream. Maybe it just depends on the life one's had lol.
@SleepyCatten but does it rhyme with cream or crème? See also: screm
@aizuchi I think it's like crème.
@SleepyCatten waut thats a UK thing? We always have it in stock (Dutch)

@hertog It looks like it was created in Ireland, but gained a LOT of traction in the UK and possibly nearby countries.

I should probably edit my posts to include the wider known range 🥰

@SleepyCatten @hertog
The German governmane doesn't want us to know. The Netherlands border is crem border