A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

The bartender says “for you? No charge.”

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@markwyner How do you distinguish ions?

Cations are pussitively charged
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A pair of atoms come under intense fire. Gamma radiation from several directions (Star Wars blaster sound effects)

"I'm hit, think an electron's gone"
"You sure"
"Yes, I'm positive"

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📷 Nick Kim, Nearing Zero