myrmepropagandistGod made Trump, but God also made DDT and those personality quizzes they make you take at work... and zoom meetings.
arclight@futurebird Theologians still debate whether God or Satan inflicted printers on the world. #PCLoadLetter #YesTechnicallyThatWasAFaxMachineInOfficeSpace #JustRollWithIt
Kevin Riggle@arclight @futurebird …no theologian who has ever printed anything would have to ask this question
Draken BlackKnight
God Made a Dictator
knowuhSimilarly I find labels like ‘all natural’ on food and cosmetics amusing. After all, poison ivy is all natural and organic too, but you definitely wouldn’t want to eat it or rub it on your face.
Virginicus@knowuh @futurebird And it’s a native plant!
Hans-Cees 🍋🌲🦔🦦🐝🦋🐛🚅🇸🇳🇵🇾🇹🇬🇹🇲
PixelJonesReminds me of this guy rebranding candy corn as a healthy snack. "Honey Harvest Kernels" isn't a lie ...