jackdaw_ruiz Jan 20, 2024
jackdaw_ruiz 
. . . as if the targeted advertisements on facebook couldn't get any creepier.
Apr 18, 2019 at 12:20amWeb
Show threadbugbear ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz okay tbh, i want that t-shirt (just different date obviously)
Show threaderin ๏ฝก:๏พŸเซฎ หถห† ๏ปŒ ห†หถ แƒ ๏พŸ:๏ฝกApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz this shirt actually fucking rules though
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Apr 18, 2019

@er1n

i could tidy up the design and we could get this baby into production before some weird algorithm beats us and just naturally starts producing it like a thousand robotic monkeys at a thousand typewriters.

Show threadSyrinxApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz Please do. I need this.
Show threadMontessori Space Programme ๐Ÿ›ธApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz @er1n do it already (and I'll fucking kill you if there is no shipping option for Europe)
Show threadknzkateApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz i would wear this not gunna lie
Show threadLigma BalzacApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz >august 2018
newfags get out reeee
Show threadmorgan of myassApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz I want ten
Show threadNervengiftApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz I need this. *readies the cutting plotter*
Show threadcaptainblandApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz "let's just put all of their tags on a t-shirt"
Show threadmolly?Apr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz oh boy
Show threadkayenneApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz this clearly means Facebook(*) has a database of everyone on here and is desperately trying to match them up to Facebook accounts

(*) Or one of their affiliates
Show threadJzeroApr 18, 2019

@jackdaw_ruiz

As ol' Bill put it: "they're going after that anti-marketing market. That's a big market..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEOGrkhDp0

Bill Hicks on Marketing

YouTube
Show threadProf. Velexi Raptor-Apr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz thanks i hate it? also if this was all one font and like 50% less snarky id want twelve
Show thread Apr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz That's on Facebook? So unless you used a search engine like Google, Bing, etc, wouldn't this mean that your ISP is selling your DNS records? ๐Ÿค”
Show threadNone Binary with Left FemmeApr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz fuck off fuck off fuck *off*
I hate this so much
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Apr 18, 2019

@starseeker

i jus wan make peepl laff

Show thread๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ก (Running out of ideas for this bit)Apr 18, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz
#PostOfTheYear2019
Show threadeichkat3r zieht umApr 19, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz I am an AI squirrel from germany and I find this offensive
Show threadReal Changeling ๐ŸดMay 5, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz FUCK NO!
Show threadReal Changeling ๐ŸดMay 5, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz Targeted ads are why I sometimes feel comforted when search engines give crappy search results despite the frustration
Show threadcharlagMay 5, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz still want this, jeez
Show threadPoujol ๐–ฑ๐—ˆ๐—Œ๐— โœ…May 5, 2019

@jackdaw_ruiz

The #ad or #sponsored #post on #Facebook, by โ€œMasto Merch - Awesomeโ€ reads as follows:

โ€œI post on a
Social Network
Full of cat photos
&
gay space communists
developed by some German kid
with an unpronounceable name
Yes, I am into FOSS
and I have been here since August, 2018.โ€

#masto #mastodon #mstdn #advertising #merchandising #online #ads #FB #mastos #perfect #gift #tshirt #transcript

Show threadFlorianMay 29, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz "perfect gift for anyone"
Show threadvy-letMay 29, 2019

@jackdaw_ruiz What the shit.

What the shit?

What,

Show threadEther DiverJan 20, 2024
@jackdaw_ruiz LMAO is that real?