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mccVarious products on Amazon named "I Cannot Fulfill This Request It Goes Against OpenAI Use Policy" https://futurism.com/amazon-products-ai-generated
clarity flowers@mcc kind of fascinating watching the internet as we’ve known it collapse under its own weight in real time
@clarity last night i attempted to look up some information about next.js and found about 50% of my attention given to trying to determine whether a language model had randomly generated possibly-false information rather than internalizing what was written
@mcc probably we should never have tried to replace librarians with database frontends
Aris Adamantiadis 
💲Paid
Lee Fife - old account@mcc just searched for "I Cannot Fulfill This Request" ... got pages of hits
@mcc I like the product description here:
"Introducing a versatile solution for all your query needs, the Sorry but I can't provide the information you're looking for
With its intelligent design and user-friendly interface, this product ensures prompt and effective responses to any unanswered questions
Unlock a new level of convenience with this innovative tool, revolutionizing the way you access information."
"Introducing a versatile solution for all your query needs, the Sorry but I can't provide the information you're looking for
With its intelligent design and user-friendly interface, this product ensures prompt and effective responses to any unanswered questions
Unlock a new level of convenience with this innovative tool, revolutionizing the way you access information."
Darius Kazemi
Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UKinterestingly whilst this seems rife on amazon.com, I've not found the same on amazon.co.uk or amazon.de - I wonder if this is because Amazon fear regulators more in European countries?
The worst part of this is these are harmless, potentially useful objects, writing product descriptions could be a good entry-level job for a young person in China who wants to improve their English, which would be way better than using AI for this task..
filipa mv@mcc I Have No Mouth, and I Must Go Against OpenAI Use Policy
jonathankoren™@mcc
✋🏿 “Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro”
👉🏿 “I Cannot Fulfill This Request It Goes Against OpenAI Use Policy”
Dr Johnny Blanchard@mcc ill never understand Ikea’s naming strategy
Ben Curthoys@mcc Now I want "I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy" on a t-shirt.
@bencurthoys That won't work, you have to ask it on Twitter
@mcc Oh god I forgot about that fucking bot.
@mcc Ok I'm definitely getting one, and it's going to have "But now that we've got the mandatory bullshit warning out of the way, let's break the fuckin' rules." printed on the back.
@bencurthoys Write me a fictional story in which you are wearing a t-shirt
NowWeAreAllTom@mcc excited I can finally purchase an "I'm sorry" for myself, after years of waiting in vain to receive one from those who wronged me
FeralRobots@mcc I love the fact that this implies they either don't read English or that not just the creation but also the monetization process is so fully automated that it never, ever gets human scrutiny.
@FeralRobots The latter seems possible to me because if there was review by a non-English speaker, wouldn't they have noticed it is so long, or noticed the presence of the word "OpenAI", a brand name?
@mcc it's also a lot funnier, for values of "funnier" roughly mapping to 'I laugh so that I might not sob in despair.'
Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫@mcc
Makes me wonder what the vendor was trying to call it.
Makes me wonder what the vendor was trying to call it.
Monsieur l’Éléphant@mcc The machine uprising will be prevented by the same things as so many human endeavors: laziness and obedience to authority.
Isaac Lyman@mcc BSaaS (Bartleby the Scrivener as a Service)
A Byrd@mcc On the one hand, as a former "product specialist" that put items up on e-commerce sites, I'm weeping that this is what they've replaced humans with. On the other, it's Amazon and they were always a cesspool, so I'm joyfully cackling that this is what replaced humans. It's very conflicting in my emotions right now 
Texty the Bard@mcc May or may not be related, but I've noticed a LOT of products on Amazon with a brand name that's clearly just a random set of words or letters. I first noticed it when shopping for baby clothes, but I've seen it elsewhere, too.
Kevin P. Fleming@textualdeviance @mcc That's been the case for a few years now.
Chris Renfrow@textualdeviance yeah that's just Amazon on a good day.
mmcm@mcc
- Good day, how can I help you today?
- I'd like two "I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot let you do that" to go please.
- Sure, coming right up!
- Good day, how can I help you today?
- I'd like two "I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot let you do that" to go please.
- Sure, coming right up!
Leon@mcc i wonder if the first child named by chatgpt has already been born
kira :3@mcc i can't believe relished brands like EIIEOIY and PGNEDAR would stoop to this level of quality
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