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Widdershins Smith šCanāt believe theyāre going to roll 2024 out to Production late on a Sunday, right before a public holiday, without testing it in Staging, and without fixing any of the bugs in 2023
MikeKWell, it's what they did with Liz Truss' cabinet...
gnaddrig@mkarliner @juglugs And look how that worked...
@mkarliner @juglugs That is what happens if you keep patching the bits currently on fire without identifying and fixing the root cause of whatever problems your system has...
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@juglugs No service or emergency hotline either.
Marcel@juglugs It is always the same BS reason: 'deadline is deadline'. I expect a lot of crashes, if it doesn't just overheat the hardware and burns it down completely at some point. We need to downgrade.
Arnd Layer@juglugs
I wonder what is happening in their reviews and retrospectives.
Or do they still use waterfall? If so, Iād like to see the specification.
I wonder what is happening in their reviews and retrospectives.
Or do they still use waterfall? If so, Iād like to see the specification.
Mr Huffle@juglugs I think they skipped the UAT for good reasons.
RodneyPetersonTalentAgencyItās going to be a shit show by design.
How do we know this?
Itās the same producers that brought us Everybody Loves Raymond.
Plus, Republicans are in charge.
s151910@juglugs a consultant once told me in a planning that we could test in production. Everything else āis just unnecessary workload that creates costā. Well that was the point I made another security backup and an hour later the whole system went down - thatās why Iām sceptical about some consultants and outsourcing (or āpartneringā as some companies call it now)
Matt Norby
2Ā¢@juglugs yeah, CI/CD ain't what it's cracked up to be.
Kid Mania@juglugs
I've been on hold with customer relations for four hours now...they have 'Flowers' by Miley Cyrus on an endless loop.
I've been on hold with customer relations for four hours now...they have 'Flowers' by Miley Cyrus on an endless loop.
Ćngela Stella MatutinaAnd the technical debt keeps mounting.