Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like ice cream.

-Enjoy reading books.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

@lowqualityfacts

Does this require *all* items on this list or 'a la carte' ?

@RamenCatholic @lowqualityfacts

Damn I'm 2 for 5 it's not looking good â˜šī¸

@nlarson830 ah hell, it's a holiday. I'm sure @lowqualityfacts would be generous enough to allow it. This time.

@RamenCatholic @lowqualityfacts

Its a good day to set goals so perhaps I can get up to 3 for 5 in 2024.

@nlarson830 I have faith in you, I bet you can create a whole Frogsona in a year! @lowqualityfacts