An #autonomous vacuum cleaner rolls by.
“Chirp chirp! Haha, sucky laugh! Sucky hear tell #funny #joke story.”
Commander Polar Bear grunts, clearing throat. “Urkm! I sympathize with your plight. We’ve all got problems, though, like for example the fleet of #spacecraft full of bipedal hominids coming to fire nuks at our planet. That’s not your fault of course. Do you know what is your fault?”
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